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Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket-

Welcome to the mangled mess that is my blog. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

offtide:

I had ‘em.  I can handle it.”  

"Yeah, yeah.  All I’m saying is — be careful. Now hold still."

This was supposed to be a color palette challenge response, but I went a little overkill, oops.

theappleppielifestyle asked: WHAT IF steve got a vibrator stuck up his butt. imagine his dumb blushy face as he tries to keep a blank expression as he resigns himself to his fate of walking around with it in him. how long would it be before he asked for help. he'd totally go to tony bc the dude's been in his butt before, he shouldn't be too weirded out. how would he tell tony tho. all shuffling and squirming 'heyyy so i kind of messed up.' tony grunts and steve goes 'theres a vibrator in my butt and i cant get it out help'

krusca:

fuCK TONY THO

HE’D TRY SO HARD TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE I mean he’d be concerned too, but oh my go D his face as he tries so hard to not laugh (after getting over the shock that the wholesome all-american goodness tried out a vibrator) but i think tony would see steve is really embarrassed so he’d hold it in and help steve out calmly and professionally. After tony gets the vibrator out, they’d have vigorous sex and then tony would tease steve about it mercilessly when they’re both worn out and steve can’t move a muscle

neomexicanismos:

Street Art en Guanajuato.

neomexicanismos:

Street Art en Guanajuato.

(Fuente: treerings-sing)

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

bussykween:

Convincing a top to bottom

(Fuente: britneyaddiction)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
Wait eww to Stoke or Bojan? Or both?

Wait eww to Stoke or Bojan? Or both?

drinkingpepsi oh stop *hides behind chair*

goodnight-vale it’s genetic my family is known for our “serious eyebrows” we always look mad but he was doing that face on purpose. I was going to make a stupid face but then decided not to

I know you were frozen in ice for a while, but what year do you think it is?

(Fuente: avengerassemble)

-imaginarythoughts-:

I like that shirt!

(Fuente: chillarybanks)

Titan